What did you swot from Twilight: the innovative by stephenie Meyer?
I loved this book, but i don't really know what i learned from it or if i even learned anything from this book book at all.
Answers:
That real vampires don't sparkle.
I intellectual the following things:
1) Stalking is socially acceptable.
2) Scintillating means witty. (Seriously, this one is not a joke)
2.5) Arms have the expertise to be witty.
3) "That vampire doesn't get killed by stakes!" is not the worst way that society can warp vampires, so I shouldn't make a big deal about it, nor should I instigate that "at lowest possible it couldn't get any worse", as the next day I'll come across a book in the order of vampires that sparkle.
4) Science can be ignored when the author decides that it can be.
5) Plot is sooo last year.
6) That feminism will be set put a bet on a hundred years, so I shouldn't expect to be voting when I turn eighteen.
7) If books that shitty can get published, so can mine!
8) "Truw wuv" is enough to give up your entire adjectives, friends, and family for.
9) If my boyfriend wants to kill me, it's romantic.
10) It qualified me how to be pro-life! Go teenage pregnancy!
11) Babies are easy to deal next to!
12) I've memorized the definition of "saga". Twilight is not a "saga".
13) Vampires really SPARKLE!
14) If my boyfriend abuses me, it means he's in luv, and it's okay!
15) Go into depression when your boyfriend leaves you, don't try to get hold of over it.
16) When said boyfriend does not come back, participate in potentially time threatening acts. He'll come back then.
17) Girls can be really gullible.
18) Stephenie Meyer is a FAIL author, do not read any more of her works.
19) Allowing a book for young at heart people to have many fruitless messages is okay.
The following were actually serious answers: 2, 3, 6, 7, 12, 17, and 18. Please take those ones seriously, as they weren't merely pointing out bad messages in Twilight, but what I actually academic.
I learned that there is no other book that could ever compare so the rest of my life will be story-less. :)
Really though.. it's a short time ago a book, a story.. take it for what it is, not criticize it for something it's not (a "piece of literature", etc).
There was no tangible moral to this story. It shows that it's ok for a woman to dedicate her life to men (cooking for her father, worrying about Jacob, submitting to Edward) and that you're not really anyone special until you enjoy super-powers.
I bookish that it's okay to let your boyfriend abuse you and stalk you without your say-so as long as he's doing it to protect you. I also learned that if my boyfriend ever breaks up with me, I should go into a zombie-like catatonic state and snub to get over it, culminating in a suicidal jump rotten of a cliff.
And most important of all, even if a writer sucks at writing, refuses to pinch creative writing classes in college because she's afraid of criticism, and fills her book with proven errors, blatant contradictions, and nauseating purple prose, as long as she makes the male romantic lead the hottest guy ever and debate about it on every page, she can get published and make millions.
:)
I learned that you should see it as romantic when your boyfriend stalks or abuses you, because obviously he's only protecting you. I also learned that whenever I see a sparkly gay fairy, it's in truth a vampire!
Vampires are pale and sexy now.
Before they were misty and broody.
That some authors can draw from away with purple prose and portraying stalkers in a positive light.
Seriously though, I doubt that Twilight be meant to have a moral.
I learned there are a lot of spiteful, rude and not fully formed people out there.
I learned that it is ok to bear a fantasy book and trash it because its not their version of reality.. I literary that a lot of people can't tell the difference between protective behavior and swearing. I also learned that a lot of people read dependable parts of the book and then add their own version, ie Edward pulled the ENGINE out of Bellas truck - wow, I aspiration they would show me that line.
I learned that a lot of nation can't accept a romance story that has a true and honest love between two very different empire. And I learned that a lot of people are only total jerks.
Ok - actually, I'm sure the book was not expected to be used as a learning tool. It is a work of fiction, meant for the enjoyment of reader.
Did you attain lost in the story? Was it fun to read? - that's what you should have gotten from it!
I learned that I want to kill Edward Cullen.
And adjectives sparkly vampires.
That some authors can get away next to purple prose and portraying stalkers in a positive light.
Seriously though, I doubt that Twilight was designed to have a moral.
NOTHING. All this vampire STUPIDITY IS GARBAGE!!
I didn't learn anything. Oops! Didn't think I had to look for something to cram from it. You don't have to learn from it it's just a story.
Vampires sparkle!! ^_^
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Answers:
That real vampires don't sparkle.
I intellectual the following things:
1) Stalking is socially acceptable.
2) Scintillating means witty. (Seriously, this one is not a joke)
2.5) Arms have the expertise to be witty.
3) "That vampire doesn't get killed by stakes!" is not the worst way that society can warp vampires, so I shouldn't make a big deal about it, nor should I instigate that "at lowest possible it couldn't get any worse", as the next day I'll come across a book in the order of vampires that sparkle.
4) Science can be ignored when the author decides that it can be.
5) Plot is sooo last year.
6) That feminism will be set put a bet on a hundred years, so I shouldn't expect to be voting when I turn eighteen.
7) If books that shitty can get published, so can mine!
8) "Truw wuv" is enough to give up your entire adjectives, friends, and family for.
9) If my boyfriend wants to kill me, it's romantic.
10) It qualified me how to be pro-life! Go teenage pregnancy!
11) Babies are easy to deal next to!
12) I've memorized the definition of "saga". Twilight is not a "saga".
13) Vampires really SPARKLE!
14) If my boyfriend abuses me, it means he's in luv, and it's okay!
15) Go into depression when your boyfriend leaves you, don't try to get hold of over it.
16) When said boyfriend does not come back, participate in potentially time threatening acts. He'll come back then.
17) Girls can be really gullible.
18) Stephenie Meyer is a FAIL author, do not read any more of her works.
19) Allowing a book for young at heart people to have many fruitless messages is okay.
The following were actually serious answers: 2, 3, 6, 7, 12, 17, and 18. Please take those ones seriously, as they weren't merely pointing out bad messages in Twilight, but what I actually academic.
I learned that there is no other book that could ever compare so the rest of my life will be story-less. :)
Really though.. it's a short time ago a book, a story.. take it for what it is, not criticize it for something it's not (a "piece of literature", etc).
There was no tangible moral to this story. It shows that it's ok for a woman to dedicate her life to men (cooking for her father, worrying about Jacob, submitting to Edward) and that you're not really anyone special until you enjoy super-powers.
I bookish that it's okay to let your boyfriend abuse you and stalk you without your say-so as long as he's doing it to protect you. I also learned that if my boyfriend ever breaks up with me, I should go into a zombie-like catatonic state and snub to get over it, culminating in a suicidal jump rotten of a cliff.
And most important of all, even if a writer sucks at writing, refuses to pinch creative writing classes in college because she's afraid of criticism, and fills her book with proven errors, blatant contradictions, and nauseating purple prose, as long as she makes the male romantic lead the hottest guy ever and debate about it on every page, she can get published and make millions.
:)
I learned that you should see it as romantic when your boyfriend stalks or abuses you, because obviously he's only protecting you. I also learned that whenever I see a sparkly gay fairy, it's in truth a vampire!
Vampires are pale and sexy now.
Before they were misty and broody.
That some authors can draw from away with purple prose and portraying stalkers in a positive light.
Seriously though, I doubt that Twilight be meant to have a moral.
I learned there are a lot of spiteful, rude and not fully formed people out there.
I learned that it is ok to bear a fantasy book and trash it because its not their version of reality.. I literary that a lot of people can't tell the difference between protective behavior and swearing. I also learned that a lot of people read dependable parts of the book and then add their own version, ie Edward pulled the ENGINE out of Bellas truck - wow, I aspiration they would show me that line.
I learned that a lot of nation can't accept a romance story that has a true and honest love between two very different empire. And I learned that a lot of people are only total jerks.
Ok - actually, I'm sure the book was not expected to be used as a learning tool. It is a work of fiction, meant for the enjoyment of reader.
Did you attain lost in the story? Was it fun to read? - that's what you should have gotten from it!
I learned that I want to kill Edward Cullen.
And adjectives sparkly vampires.
That some authors can get away next to purple prose and portraying stalkers in a positive light.
Seriously though, I doubt that Twilight was designed to have a moral.
NOTHING. All this vampire STUPIDITY IS GARBAGE!!
I didn't learn anything. Oops! Didn't think I had to look for something to cram from it. You don't have to learn from it it's just a story.
Vampires sparkle!! ^_^
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I am the library director of a non profit afterschool program. We recently received a large book donation and some of the books that be donated are from the Christy Miller Series by Robin Jones Gunn. I know they are Christian based and I was wondering if they have seriously of references to Christ,...